
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Light, honest, and a little cheeky — this soft tee carries a deadpan message for someone who grew up on scraps and keeps the sense of humor to match. The lightweight Airlume cotton feels breathable against the skin, while the retail fit and crew neckline keep the silhouette clean and easy to layer. Printed in bold, hand-lettered style across the chest with a simple doodle, the design reads like an inside joke you’ll wear out loud. Built with side seams, shoulder tape and a ribbed collar for lasting shape, it’s made to stay comfortable through long days and casual nights.
Throw it on for weekend errands, backyard hangouts, open-mic nights, or lazy Sunday coffee runs. It sits naturally with denim, worn jackets, and low-key accessories — for people who joke about humble beginnings and live them with quiet pride.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight, breathable fabric).
- Retail fit with crew neckline — clean, easy-to-layer silhouette.
- Construction details: side seams, shoulder tape, ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention.
- Printing: crisp, detailed DTF/DTG methods used for high-quality chest and sleeve prints; tear-away label to reduce irritation.
- Compliance and sourcing: REACH certified blanks; ethically manufactured with Fair Labor and WRAP certifications; blank sourced from Honduras.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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